Текстове на песни: The Cool Kids. Bassment Party.

[Chuck Inglish]
They say if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home
I say if you got you two dollars, then come through to my party
But get bent before you come because for that liquor I'll be charging
And take down these directions
It's right past the intersection
Make a right at the light
It's the first house on the left
And get it, got it good
You made it, I knew you would
We got them drinks up in the back and them chickies looking good
Hold up, here come one ayy what's yo name hun?
Jackie brown, yea that pop
Ayy I'm chuck, this mikey rocks
And let me introduce you to some kids that you ain't used to
Yep we bet that we ride bikes
Carrying bones and jordan 5's
Got every single color so
Just in case you wonder
My parties is always live
As a mother is for supper and
In the summer when it's hotter then the oven
We the coolest kids we know
So you know we into something
That involve doing something
With a trunk to get that bass drum pumping
It's my party, so get up
If you don't you getting jumped

What's happenin?
Where's the party?
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
What's happenin?
Where's the party?
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party

[Mikey Rocks]
One to the two
Three to the four
Chuckey and mike is at yo door
We don't knock
We straight on that
"when yo album drop"

You can wait on that
I don't don't like the questions you ask so
Let me tell you a little about myself
Everywhere I go I act an ass
And if you ain't know
Better go and ask
At every party
I hop the bar
And then dance with the chicks
On top of that
Bartender be like, get off of that
I'm like not till I get rich off of rap
And I look to the left, she dipping her hips
And lickin her lips, at me I guess
And I look to the left and look to the right
Point to my chest and she was like "that's right"
Now let me tell you the recipe
To all you niggas tryna get like me
It takes a scoop of being cool
And the recipe include it
When you purchase my movie
Cause if you knew what I knew
You would prolly try to
Do whatever I do
Prolly move to chicago
If you want instructions
Then I could prolly front them
Just as long as you shortys pay attention
So if you ugly keep you hands by yo side
But if you not then put em' in the sky
And if you knowin' what it is
There's a party at the crib
Come and party with the kids

What's happenin?
Where's the party?
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party
What's happenin?
Where's the party?
Say you heard me say there's a party
Right around my way
So if you finna start it
Then don't do nothing small
Get everyone involved and
Say that it's a party