Текстове на песни: Frank Zappa. Uncle Meat. The Uncle Meat Variations.

Frank zappa (guitar, vocals, percussion)
Ray collins (vocals)
Jimmy carl black (drums)
Roy estrada (electric bass)
Don preston (electric piano)
Billy mundi (drums)
Bunk gardner (piccolo, flute, clarinet, bass clarinet, soprano saxophone, alto saxophone, tenor saxophone, bassoon)
Ian underwood (electric organ, piano, harpsichord, celeste, flute, clarinet, alto saxophone, baritone saxophone)
Arthur tripp (drums, timpani, vibes, marimba, xylophone, wood blocks, bells, small chimes)
Motorhead sherwood (tenor saxophone, tambourine)
Ruth komanoff (marimba, vibes)
Nelcy walker (vocals)

Ya ya ya ya ya

Ahhhahahhhhhhhh
Etc
Fuzzy dice & bongos
Fuzzy dice
I got'em
At the pep boys... at the boyyyyyyyyyys
Fuzzy dice & bongos
Brodie knob & spinners
Chromium plated
Ha ha ha