Текстове на песни: NOFX. Punk Guy.

Crazier than GG, more PC than Ian
Got colored teeth like Johnny, exudes a vicious disposition
His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps
Similar to Spring a yeah, he points his middle finga

Not just the singer in the band
Voted biggest asshole, and role model of the year
Got a face like Charles Bronson, straight outta Green Bay Wisconsin
Not just a singer in the band

He'll puke on you, he'll fuck your mom
He'll smoke while huffing gas
He was the punkest mother fucker I ever did see
?Ah, hell he's even more punk than me?

He should've been on the cover, he should've been on the cover
He should've been on the cover of Punk and Disorderly