Текстове на песни: Relient K. I Hate Christmas Parties.

[Performed by Matthew Thiessen & the Earthquakes]

[Verse]
I hope it snow this week,
A snow flake on your cheek
Would make this Christmas so Beautiful
But that would just bring the pain
Cause things can?t stay the same
These Holidays won?t be wonderful

[Chorus]
I look under the tree
But there?s nothing to see
Cause it?s a broken heart that you?re giving me

I can?t figure it out
Is this what Christmas is all about
Cause it?s a broken heart that you?re giving me

[Verse 2]
I don?t wanna talk
I?m sick of all this talking
A broken heart wrapped up in a Box
This tear drops in my stocking

[Bridge]
I hate Christmas parties,
They offer me some punch,
But I just shrug
I hate Christmas parties
You and the Christmas
Tray hear me say bahumba

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