Текстове на песни: Screeching Weasel. Screeching Weasel. March of the Lawnmowers.

you always wanted a real nice lawn now your
whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to
think you are the cats meow you only
cut your grass too bad that you ran out of gas
your car and back to sears it ate up half your
sparkplugs you gotta bitchin mower now you
bedroom rug but now you've got brand new

you drank just one too many beers now it's in
we put draino in your tankhave yourself to thank when