Текстове на песни: Soul Coughing. Soundtrack Exclusives & Rarities. Theme From Rachel's Sitcom.

(M. Doughty)
Rachel's on the phone
talking to her Mom
Just to wish her a happy Mother's Day
Rachel's on the couch
Suckin' on the bong
Just so she can call her Mom

Rachel's on the phone
talking to her Mom
"Hi, Mom, it's me, Rachel."