Текстове на песни: Squirrel Nut Zippers. A Johnny Ace Christmas.

It's Christmas Eve, people
But someone's got to go
It's Christmas Eve, people
But someone's got to go

I never thought he'd have the nerve
But that just shows you what I know

He had a sweet and lonely voice
How I wish that he had stayed
He had a sweet and lonely voice
How I wish that he had stayed

But the dealer dealt the cards
And the ace has done been played

He used to talk about forever
Forever and a day
But when you get down to it
Things just don't work out that way

Merry Christmas Johnny
Though you're leavin' now
The anticipation's better
Than the real thing anyhow