Текстове на песни: Tenacious D. Inward Singing.

Kyle:
Jack: Oh my God....Oh my God I've done it. Kage come here I want you!
Kyle: What? What? God! I'm Sleepin' dude, what're you talkin'?
Jack: Oh my God..
Kyle: What?
Jack: I did it.
Kyle: What'd you do?
Jack: I've done it. I fuckin' did it. The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodelling dude. Oh my God, inward singing.
Kyle: What?
Jack: Check it out it's an invention, and it makes non-stop rocking possible. Think about it man! Rock singers are only rocking you half the time! The other time there the the breathing, in! But not anymore baby! Not with inward singing check it out.

And then I start some lyrics.
And you can't believe I'm singin'.
And I'm never fuckin' stoppin'.
And I'm always fuckin' singing.
And Now you know that I will never
Stop the fuckin' singing. I'm like a
Fuckin' one man band, I'm like a fuckin' one man
Band-----------------.
Jack: And I can sing like that all fuckin' night!
Kyle: Wow. Wasn't really nonstop though, there was a slight--
Jack: Gah! Shut up! It is nonstop! And the other thing is, that when I'm fuckin' singin' in, it sounds even better, then when I'm singin' out! Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin' dick! Always naysaying! Everything I t-create! You piece of shit! You create something! Like inward singing! You fuckin' shit! You fuckin' sit in your tower! Ya fuckin' nap--
Kyle:
Jack: What's funny? You fucking dick! Fuckin' fuck eah! Fuckin' cock ass!
Kyle: Woo..
Jack: You're fired from the band.
Kyle: Um...that won't be necessary Jack.
Jack: Why?
Kyle: We-I'm quitting.
Jack: What?
Kyle: I quit.