Текстове на песни: Tenacious D. One Note Song.

[Spoken]
KG: Jack.
JB: Yeah?
KG: Do you think some people...do you think that there's some people that aren't really...that are actually robots...living among us?
JB: No.
KG: That we can't tell..
JB: No, we don't have the technology yet. But Rage...Rage. Rage.
KG: Yeah?
JB: You know what I was thinkin'? Stop playing. I was thinking of a fuckin' brilliant song.
KG: Yeah?
JB: Check it out. Just do what I do.
KG: Okay.
JB: Just play this note.

[JB plays single note over and over]
[KG joins in, over and over]

JB: And then we both keep play-...just keep playing that note.

[both continue]

JB: Every once in a while, bend it.

[both playing, while bending notes]

JB: And that's it. And just remember who wrote that song. Me, baby, me.
KG: [sighs]
JB: See, it's fuckin' simple. That's one song in the bank. Next song...next song.
KG: Is that..how can...but it's one note.
JB: NEXT!
KG: Anybody coulda wrote it. Anybody coulda done that. It's one song, it's one note.
JB: But guess who did write it? Me.
KG: Yeah but did you write thi- [starts playing]
JB: Dude, I did. I told you to do the bendy every once in a while!
KG: Awh yeah, you did. Fuck.
JB: Woo hoo! I win!
KG: Shit!
JB: I win! One to nothing!