Текстове на песни: Wesley Willis. Rick Sims.

You are my rock star
You can really sing your ass off
You can really jam harder like the Magikist
I love the way you sing

Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims

You are the best man in the long run
I love the way you cuss
I love the way you clown around
You love being happy

Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims

I've loved the way you cuss the crowd
This means you are telling them something
I love the way you tell the stupid son of a bitches to fuck off
Right on, brother

Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims
Rick Sims

Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Folgers, it's good to the last drop