Date: Tue, 07 Apr 1998 17:44:05 -0400 (Eastern Daylight Time)
From: "Moir, Adam C"
Subject: c/convicted_sex_offenders/internet_chick.crd
Internet Chick
Performed By: The Convicted Sex Offenders and The Three Deaf Mexicans
Written By: Matthew Berra
Tabbed By: Adam Moir
Internet Chick
Intro: D5 B5 G5 A5 2x
Verse 1
D5 B5 A5
I spent my life, searching for a girl,
G5 A5
I serched High and Low, I serched the world.
D5 B5 A5
The other day I finaly found her, she's not where I thought she'd be,
G5 A5
I met her over my computer, We had cyber chemistry.
Refrain 1:
G5 A5 D5 B5
She's my internet girl, I met her out in cyber space,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, I've never even seen her face,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, says that she loves me,
G5 A5 B5
I met her over my PC.
Verse 2:
D5 B5 A5
I logged on, went into my favorite chat,
G5 A5
Typed in What's going on, nobody replied to that.
D5 B5 A5
I sat there sad till sombody asked me, would you like to talk privately,
G5 A5
Surprised and happy I quickly typed back, oh yes definetly.
Refrain 2:
G5 A5 D5 B5
Then I met my internet girl, I decided to get daring,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, I typed in what are you wearing,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, typed on back to me,
G5 A5 B5
A pair of silk, black panties.
Verse 3:
D5 B5 A5
That moment I got excited, I didn't know just what to do,
G5 A5
Confused and happy I quickly typed back, Black panties I'm wearing them too.
D5 B5 A5
That moment I realized, what it was I had just said,
G5 A5
I didn't look like a sexual genius, I just looked like a pervert instead.
Refrain 3:
G5 A5 D5 B5
And then my internet, I sat waiting for her reply,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, I thought that I was gonna die,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, typed on back to me,
G5 A5 B5
That makes me so horny.
Verse 4:
D5 B5 A5
Our relationship started to blossom, into what you see today,
G5 A5
We talk over our computers, while wearing women's lingerie.
Refrain 5:
G5 A5 D5 B5
She's my internet girl, she's such a part of my life,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, I want to make her my wife,
G5 A5 D5 B5
My internet girl, we will always be,
G5 A5 B5
Together through technology.
If you have any questions drop me an e-mail moirac@jmu.edu.
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