Many moons ago, in a faraway land We met an old man with a hook for a hand He showed us a map that lead to treasure untold He said, "I'll give ye the
When I come back from a mighty quest I have no need for sleep or rest I head to a tavern for a drink And get so drunk I cannot think A wench by my side
A dreaded curse - Is spoken of By all men of the sea - An ancient tale Of pirate's woe - And sailor's tragedy A map was drawn - By grizzled men Forgotten
[Lyrics: Joe McQuade & Christopher Bowes, Music: Christopher Bowes] Many a year I have worked in these parts Running this inn that ain't marked on no
From lands across the sea we have returned once more With countless treasures plundered from those distant shores But now the time has come, our destiny
From the deep there's a terror rising A great beast with eyes like crimson fire Leviathan returns to devour the world Set a course, the time for slaughter
When the moon shines On the cow shed And we're rollin' in the hay All the cows are out there grazing And the milk is on its way. I am a cider drinker
Oh, the year was 1778, (How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now!) A letter of marque came from the king, To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen, God damn them
Who's that short man what does he do? He killed that monkey with his shoe! Why that monkey? Why his boot? Cos he had a belly full of loot! The monkey
Gather round and listen As I tell you now this tale The grim legacy of the pirates three And how their lives ceased to be I'll tell you know of Redrum
It's 3 years to the very day Since a pirate captain said to me Hey lad come join our crew Adventure and glory waits for you! I took his words as gold
Twas off some Carribian shore while on an epic quest We came across a strange device A mystic gateway into another time Where vikings ruled the land and
Do what you want ?cause a pirate is free, you are a pirate! Yar ? har ? fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is all right to be! Do what you want ?cause a
The time has come the time for a drink but I don't want whiskey or gin there's only one drink that gets me so drunk until my head starts to spin far
There lies a tavern down Wisconsin Way Where you can get drunk any time of the day The landlord's a bastard, the barmaid's a whore But give them no shit
For many a-year we have travelled the seas, Singing songs about pirates and all their misdeeds! Stories of treasures and great undead foes, Just a day
Rumpelkombo!
From Scotland's bonnie shores we set sail In search of alcohol, the drunkard's holy grail Cos a pirates life is empty without booze The situation's dire