Текстове на песни:
Son Of Dork

Eddie kick started his career One Summertime in May A shitty band with friends from school But only he could really play The moment that he took the stage

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window, I'm feeling sick and numb Fed all my best lines to my best friend so he could be the one But I'm jerk because

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, thunderbirds are go Spring breaks come around And there's more heros to be found There's something major going down on Tracy island

When I go to sleep I pray I'm waking up to I got you, babe Like the guy from Groundhog Day Just wanna live forever this way Flash back to seventeen I

Uh-huh, oh yeah, let me tell ya now! Oh, oh When I had you to myself I didn't want you around Those pretty faces always made you Stand out in a crowd

My friend's a computer hacker But in school everybody said he was a slacker He writes science fiction novels He builds whole towns and villages from cola

This song goes out to all the fakers You all know who you are It started with a girl Kept turning her nose up at my band She's into Yellow Card, Blink

I got a new suspicion When I woke up today Feels like there's something missing Can't go on living this way You turn on like a television Shut off like

Превод: Син на глупак. Продажба на билети Outta Loserville.