day. If You wannabe an Elder, Give out Book of Mormons too. To be the best kind of Elder, God?s light begins in you! If you wannabe an Elder You gotta
[Parody of Jason Mraz - The Remedy] Well I saw two Elders walking round today, And behind closed doors, I tried to make them go away, Cause they were
[Parody of Nine Days - (Absolutely) Story of a girl] This is the story of Nephi, Who had a family, The head named Lehi, And, Laman, Lemuel, and his mom
[Parody of Plain White T's - Hey There Delilah] Hey BYU girl, What?s it like in Provo City, I mistook you for an Angel, Blue and white make you so pretty
[Parody of Jimmy Eat World - The Middle] Hey, I was a pretty bad guy, And in the forest my soul hungered, So I started to cry, Then I kneeled and prayed
[Parody of Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend] Hey! Hey! You! You! You don?t like religion, No Way! No Way! I think you need the right one, Hey! Hey! You could
[Parody of Good Charlotte - Boys & Girls] There?s knowledge, And teaching, There?s wisdom, And healing, There?s faith and believing, And also there?s
[Parody of Fall Out Boy - Thnks Fr Th Mmrs] I?m gonna pay it ten percent, (It isn?t mine, I cannot spend) Say a prayer and seal the envelope. Then, watch
[Parody of Pink - Leave me Alone I'm lonely] I went in, To meet up with my leader, And he gave me, A little piece of paper. And I?m so glad, I stayed
[Parody of Greenday - Basket Case] Do you have the time? To watch me speak and shine. About the Gospel and The Book of Mormon. I?m not one of those,
their dress shirts. It?s a great place, When you?re serving on a mission, Sisters and Elders are teaching with ambition, Cause the Spirit directs to the Elders
[Parody of Blink 182 - What's my Age Again] I sought them out, It was a Friday there, I said a prayer, To get the Spirit here, We started speaking out
[Parody of Aqua - Barbie Girl] Hey Elder! Hey What?s up? Hey Listen, Do you wanna go on an exchange? Sure! I?m an Elder Man, I?m doing all I can, Help
High on the hill he was standing there, The guardian of his tribe The clans they looked up to him With risen hands he started to speak All life is equal
I saw creation Laws of the nature I saw the world with pride I saw the fire Scorching flames of Muspell I saw the darkest tide I seek the wisdom The
Awaken thou one eyed God Rise again from the slumber! Give us a touch of the elder strenght Flowing in your veins And give us again the courage to crush
, a ruined pantheon of beauty, a vast sepulchre of gloom O, blinded fools of Jahve behold the creation of your lord! The Huntress rides no more , the Elder
I'm riding above with north wind, Herding the black clouds of rain Mine is the kingdom, Far from the moon to the sun I am the elder, Standing forever