*Door opens* who's your daddy? Hailie: Daddy, what're you doing? Beat starts Eminem: Haha Eminem & Hailie: Ok then! everybody, listen up! Eminem
that ass for me, shake that ass for me, Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me Ahh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for
got that shit, fuck That's why I ain't got no time For these games and stupid tricks All these bitches on my dick That's how dudes be getting sick That
background* And check out the man he goes by the name of er... Verse One: Eminem Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you Lil' like that
like an ass with legs Massive lead to leave your cabbage red Similar to your ass in a casket dead Drastic spread of acid heads Come to abort you like
Oh yeah this is Eminem baby back up in that motherfucking ass One time for your mother fucking mind we represent the 313 You know what I'm saying
to jail for that, Now I got the cops on my tail for that, Ride up in car with a stale banana, In your tail pipe, can't believe you fell for that, It
that I gotta tell your ass" I said "What is it, another nigga? It's ok" She said "No I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDS" I got up out Denaun:
man that sounds like me smack him And ask him where the fuck did he get his damn raps from I lace tunes, I'm out this world like Space Moons With a
but you is a ho (now) Everything that you collaborate I lacerate My rhymes they keep coming like nympho maniacs that masturbate At a faster rate, yeah I got something for your ass
and don't try nothin' funny 'Cuz you know your stinkin' ass is too fat to try to outrun me" I went to grab my gun, thats when her ass put it on me Wit
of us budging [Verse] I'm withholding my anger Though I'd like to be the strangler Of this punk ass little pussy's puny neck It's my right to insist That
dicks so much that he should be fixed with a vagina Who's behind ya? Caddillac, Pac or that transvestite that dress like a Lil Kim Fox Your just like
that you and me might end up together. It's like a drop in the ocean a change in the weather, I was praying that you and me might end up together. Eminem
outta that gun 'Cuz I'da killed him, shit I woulda shot Kim and them both It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to 'The Eminem Show' I'm sorry momma
pretend like this never happened Like I never had dreams of being a rapper Like I didn't write raps up in all of my classes Like I never used to runaway
O, the double G And check out the man he goes by the name of er Slim Shady, brain dead like Jim Brady I'm a M80, you lil' like that Kim lady I'm buzzin
that said that I turned pop, or The Firm floppedY'all are the reason that Dre ain't been gettin no sleep so FUCK Y'ALL, all of y'all; if y'all don't like