She's got the healing powers of medicinal marijuana And she feeds herself the same ole crap she feeds to her iguana And she won't go to the bar God forbid
[Chorus:] One look at you is so contagious One kiss and mononucleosis Like a pit bull bite or staring at the sun One look is all it took to notice One
(chorus) I want to give you all of my foot long Cop without a gun Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun That's what she told
My restitution to society means stay away And equals empty grants of time The cleansing of a conscience brought by petty empathy Helps well to do's sleep
Chorus: Well I'm going for the gusto It's a well-known fact No I'll never look back No not because I'm supposed to Gonna have another beer No not because
What in the hell is wrong with people? The deranged should be caged, what is wrong with people? It must be them, can?t you see that it couldn?t be me?
There must be someone out there Who's smiling down on me It's not really fair We all must choose a path I don't even care In rough to our demise Bestow
My town Is a place you'll never come in last My town Is a place that's upside down My town Is a place you'll always have a full glass Once upon a time
(chorus) My girl friend she makes me really sick she makes me really sick when she's dancing in the pit yea my girl friend she makes me really makes me
i'm not who you think i am. and i think you could use a head exam. and i know, i'm not allways right. but how can we make babies, if you won't spend
You know I never liked high school Though it was my intent To land a scholarship in punk And avoid imprisonment Yeah my rules Thats the way it had to
When I think of you I ponder all the things ah that we could do Like take-away some Chinese That's what we could do When I think of us And we'll make
I never wanted to be in charge I was always told if I worked real hard I never really wanted to have a big car I'd always be a sucker And my life would
In the hall late for class Night before still kickin my ass Forty-five till my mind is blown Forty minutes till I'm on my own Pulling in to the neighborhood
[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun Vacation without sun Cop without a gun That's what she told
