I, man, am regal A German am I Never odd or even If I had a hi-fi Madam, I'm Adam Too hot to hoot No lemons, no melon Too bad I hid a boot Lisa Bonnet
Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let
Yeah, a used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf TV tray I bought on E-Bay My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in
[sound effects from tools] Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right
Oh Peter Parker was pitiful Couldn't have been any shyer Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him Even if his hair was on fire But then one day he went to
Finger food and an ice cold cake It won't cost you an arm and a leg Dance all night to a rotten band Come on, people, let's give 'em a hand Well, Saturday
Rotten, so rotten here So rotten, oh It was like, the last day before trash day My place was gettin' kinda nastay Even though the garbage I knew would
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed
I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an Ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real
Sometimes (Oh, oh, ohh) Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island) You just gotta
I fell in love On a very special day This feeling will never go away Now I can say That with your love, I'll always stay Look at me and tell me if I'm
Don't ask what am I gonna do 'Cause it hasn't even started sinking in Need time, time to think it through How am I supposed to know where I begin? Suddenly
If these old walls could talk I'd be a sad man She'd left me long ago If she knew the things I did back then No, they ain't said a word Stood silent
Ray noble I hadn't anyone till you I was a lonely one till you I used to lie awake and wonder if there could be, A someone in the wide world just made
To be someone must be a wonderful thing A famous footballer a rock singer Or a big film star Yes, I think I would like that To be rich and have lots
It's five o'clock In the morning Conversation got boring You said you'd go Into bed soon So I snuck off To your bedroom And I thought I'd just wait
She held the world upon a string But she didn?t ever hold me She spun the stars on her fingernails But it never made her happy Because she couldn?t ever