We were schooner rigged and rakish with a long and lissome hull And we flew the pretty colors of the crossbones and the skull Wed a big black Jolly Roger
Come cowe me Minne come cowe me Come cowe me Minne come cowe me The hair o' my arse's grown intae me bum & they canna figure oot wha' te' do wi' me
the money Get her off Hope to see the monarchy shrivel up & slither away When little Johnny Rotten screamed "God Save The Queen" What'd he mean? Hey! What th' fuck 'd
I've just come back from the Isle of Skye Im no very big and I'm awful shy And the lassies shout when I go by "Donald where's yer troosers" A lassie
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O flower of Scotland When will we see, your like again That fought and died for Your wee bit hill, and glen And stood against them Proud Edward's army
I love a lassie, A bonnie, bonnie lassie, She's as sweet as the heather in the dell, She's as sweet as the heather, The bonnie bloomin' heather, Mary
Do I remember not so many years ago Me & the young McKenzies skulkin' at the whisky store Just wee nippers (sippers) much too young to buy a dram We
in Scotland is the place that's best Is a Scottish fjord that they call Loch Ness The loch is so deep there ain't nobody know And deep within the loch
wasn't so fickle, fickle with my pickle As fickle as I am today Nothing like a wiggle & a tickle of your pickle Especially when you're pickled all day
In the 18th century way up in the Highlands The British lion roared at Scotland with a henious plan The English pushed up from the South with murderous
Deep in the castle and back from the war Back with milady and the fires burnt tall Hurrah went the men down below All outside was the rain and snow Hear
played with toys But they booted at that football every morn & through the day They realized their dream when they all made the team And they knew they'd
my scotch whiskey And I?ll drink my scotch whiskey Until the day I die And if the sea were whiskey And if I were a duck I?d swim to the bottom And never
So you broke your neck At the age of 13 Said it's a rough break kid Wonder what they're gonna do with me Don't feel bad for me 'cos I feel bad for you