I would I had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back I would I had a asthma attack If I seen the shark bite back Yeah it's paradise island I
Down in the dumps Me and the seagulls we were looking for lumps They all get scared when off of one of the bumps: jumps I have to clutch I have to tell
up no they'll be just fine And I said Oh my, my I can't believe it! I cried This must be paradise But it's not, no, no, no, no But it's sweet, sweet,
Gale, gale blow Gale, gale blow Oh my umbrella Can't, can't take it you know Been caught in a hail storm A blizzard tornado's nose Oh but nothing, no
Don't dance her down boys Don't dance her down Don't dance her down boys Her man's in town I played cards in England I threw dice in Spain I'm going
white striped I opened it--gag Mummy day pizarro dressed in a Inca rag Call on in to work quick Tell 'em that I'm seasick Uncle Ricky's schooner's docked
the other side I'm gonna jangle my tambourine again I fished my microphone out of Regent's Canal Heading from Little Venice to Greenwich Dirty boy said let's
here The over under Made a blunder I gave my cell phone To my cousin He plays the threats I get to his friends at school I board the dog At Uncle Nicky's
a close encounter that comes to mind A rummage sale you barely find And it's sold You better believe it's freezing cold When it's sold You better believe it's
Queer notions flying in my head The easiest thing I ever done Was loving and drinking wine The hardest thing I ever done Was paying off a judge's fine
pop machine Hey it's ice cream, no not coke In the tropical tropical Tropical ice-land Tropical tropical Tropical Ice Ice Let's meet in Kristiana next summer Let's
Wearing my scarf and my hat And I squint and I sniff as I went around Walked up the road through the woods By the pines, by the lake as I heard the sound
it's easy to think the end's coming soon But though sometimes the signs from heaven are vague Early November we got back the plague While beautiful Laura's
gonna run So next week I'ma walk Next week I'ma walk And the week after that I'm gonna run On one of those things It's something like a treadmill I think
Slip me out of my northern noose My easter egg My western wheel And a snouthern snake I've got a busted breast and a jiggly thigh A rumpled roast and
cute like mine Well don't you wish your little boy was cute like mine He's a married man but he comes to see me sometime He's a married married man but