Instrumental
Carol Dodds ahooo is a girl, She was always happ Ee but now it's crap for her she's met Keith, Carol Dodds ahooo's in a whirl, She thinks Keith is good
just said don't worry your head There'll be another girl instead Trust in God the father and the son Get out of her life and Bless you my soon... You always said you wanted a
He's not been fishin' like they all say, It's all hush hush Don't make a fuss, And they all rush to say... [Chorus:] Jackie's been on a holiday a million
I can't take this from you, I'm fed up now because she said, I don't know what to do... You've got to be a man, Kick her out while you can, Get a re-
God help me what can I do, My girlfriend's dad is a Vicar boo hoo, And he won't let me be alone with you, Oh he's a Vicar and there's nothing I can do
If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two, Take a hint you'll pay a mint at... Modern School, Modern School, They always say you are doing okay, It's not true
Every night I know that she goes to Finos, And every night I know that she see's him Every night she holds him tight at Finos And everynight it's alright
Insanity is everywhere, It's a pity it's everywhere we go... we're mad John, Sirens are wailing everywhere, Wars underway... Down comes a bomb from
flu, But when I really do I I Ityshoo I need, You and a box of handkerchiefs... I catch a cold easy When I'm feeling sneezy, What I really need's a
