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Weird Al Yankovic Greatest Hits

You can torture me with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People

Once there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore And brought along his spraypaint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom

I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed

I eat filet mignon seven times a day My bathtub's filled with Perrier What can I say? This is the life I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood I hire